Monday, February 21, 2011

The Human Channel Part One

This occurred to me quite randomly, imagine if animals had a human channel where they observed human behaviour. These strange creatures have puzzled them for ages and finally their animal researchers, viz cows, cats, chicken, rats and any other domesticated animal have put their brains together and produced a program on Human Channel called the human life. The topics would go something like this:

Family Life;

The human family life is a strange concept. While we know that it is meant to be a male and female coming together to raise little humans we have began to see diversions in that arrangement. Initially, the older humans were in charge of talking among themselves about the marital matters of their young and though we are not very sure what their bases were, it seemed then that they matched their children with those from groups that held almost the same values as them. This concept was of old and we know little of it save for the fact that it yielded greater success than what we see today. It should be noted that humans are strange beings and that while they may all believe in a stable family, different groups approach this stability quite differently and different celebrations and deeds pre and proceed the union between the young male and female.

What we see today is a bit disturbing. It’s as if the humans have somewhat found some of our qualities admirable and even adopted some that we would never hold. The young have been left with the responsibility to pick their mates with little involvement of the older humans. But not many of them admire the old commitment they used to enjoy which we now have in common. They prefer to mate without any intention to be committed; even we here mate with the intention of prolonging our kind. It’s at this point that we warn all our young not to pursue this vile conduct, its exploitative and meaningless, it would live any being depleted and drained, surly we are called for a higher purpose.

The human family life no longer hinges on the support of the males and females. There are many reasons to explain this but for now all we know is that some females want to be like the males while many males have assumed the roles of the females. They have a strange term for this situation, they say its modernisation and that it’s the way of the future. We can delve deeper into the human life but from where we are, they are slowly moving from being dominant to being dominated. In fact the other day we learnt that they have laws to protect our little ones and many to destroy their own. They are a confusing kind these humans and you need to meet Professor Rat to tell you what they do in their own homes. Much of it is similar to what we do in our holes and in the wild, parents sleeping with children, mating with multiple partners and many more disgusting things.

For lack of space we would love to end this program at this point here and now. We shall be bringing you lots more of what the human life is like and while some of you will find several similarities, you will also see that they have assumed a position which is neither animal nor human.

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